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Bumbershoot Crowd Walks Out After Investigation Finds Festival Named After Umbrella
4+ hour, 15+ min ago (196+ words) All Bumbershoot attendees walked out of Seattle Center en masse today after an investigation confirmed the music festival was named after an old-timey term for an umbrella. “If I had any idea Bumbershoot had such a crooked past, there’s no…...
Lime Abandons Disastrous E-Unicycle Sharing Program
3+ week, 3+ day ago (184+ words) Today Lime officially abandoned its ill-fated e-unicycle sharing pilot program in Seattle and will not be expanding to other cities citing “more broken skulls and nutsacks than Harborview’s ever seen.” City leaders had hoped the unicycles available to rent across…...